Are you an angry Democrat, dissapointed at the lackluster lineup of presidential contenders for the upcoming 2004 race? Yeah, sure, Howard Dean has the rhetoric down pat, but, looking at his record as Vermont Governor, you can’t even be sure he’s fanatical enough to drive the agenda of the hard left. Kerry has the whole Southern Democrat-thing going for him, but no message and no momentum. The rest are just variations of Dean and Kerry.

So, what can a desperate Dem do? Why, break all the rules, of course; something that liberals are good at anyway! Its time to reinvent this whole race, and we have the perfect ticket for the party that wants it all… The fire, the anger, the rhetoric, the hard liberal stance, with a smattering of foreign policy experience thrown in; just so that, when they win the election, they can win back the French.

What is this perfect ticket? Why, none other than Al Gore and Janeane Garofalo! Move over Tipper, the Gore-ofalo ticket is coming to take Al away!
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