How else can I say this, the DNC seems to be exhibiting all the classic symptoms of “Dissociative Identity Disorder (DID),” AKA, Schizophrenia. And I’m not saying this because there are varying opinions within the Democratic Party. Even wildly varying opinions for that matter.

No, my problem is with the fact that you see wildly varying opinions within the same individuals in this same party. The father of all DID DNCers, of course, is Senator Kerry, the guy who actually did vote for the $87 billion, before he voted against it. The guy who voted FOR the war, before he voted AGAINST the war. The guy who supports the troops, before he accuses them of terrorizing women and children in Iraq. The guy who insists that Saddam Hussein is a menace to the world, before he insists that he was not.

Ow, my head!

So, pre-November of 2004, DNC leaders were telling us that the President was “lax.” The President was “asleep at the wheel. President Bush ignored all the signs and he caused 9/11. Even worse, after 9/11, he wasn’t doing enough to prevent terror at home, just fighting wars abroad to keep Americans distracted.

After November of 2004, the message began to shift, from the “failure of Iraq” to the accusation, recently, that the President was “going too far” in the war on terror. Wiretapping international calls to and from likely terrorists in order to gather intelligence (and that with bipartisan support from Congress, no less)? Preposterous! Dangerous! Illegal!!!

Ummm… No it’s not.

Yes it IS!!!

No, really, it’s not.

IT IS!!

Really, it’s…

Shut up!! It IS!!!!

Okay, now I’m sounding schizo.

How about this, keeping terrorists in secret facilities throughout the world in order to gather actionable intelligence that can be used to deter future attacks on the US and its allies? Again, outraged screams from the left.

The use of some intimidating interrigation techniques? A mortal sin, apparently. Or so says the radical left.

Okay, so, let me get this straight…

• We’ve had not even ONE terrorist attack on US soil since 9/11
• The President as well as civilian and military leaders have stated with no room for equivocation that their methods of intelligence gathering has helped bring about this miraculous feat.
• Yet many DNC leaders, in all their wisdom, want us to discontinue the very programs which have helped keep us all safe over the past four years?

Well, I guess we’ll know who to blame when the next terrorist attack does come, won’t we?

Yup. The DID DNC.